ESFP: Can I smoke this?
ISTP: No, I’m not a serial killer.
INTJ: Are you wrong or am I right?
ESTJ: Doing nothing out of the ordinary since the beginning of time
ESTP: Hold my beer…
ISFJ: I’m sorry, eh?
ISTJ: Bureaucracies give me hard-ons
ENTJ: No, you don’t understand, I really am a…